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Hands Off Iceland

Gallant little Iceland may be under attack by a conspiracy of hedge funds.

Krugman sounds the alarm.

I went on holiday to Iceland once, and found it full of natural beauty and charming, civilized people.  I rode in a dog sled!

If any directors of predatory hedge funds are reading this blog, may I suggest destroying the economies of Cyprus or Côte d’Ivoire instead? Rather too sunny for my taste.  I regard them as fair game.

7 Responses to “Hands Off Iceland”

  1. Benedict Says:

    Doesn’t gallant little iceland have a smaller GDP than Brighton and hundreds of billions of dollars of bank debt following ruthless international expansion over the last few years?

    I think their economy’s problems are at least in part their own work.

  2. felix Says:

    well, yes, that seems to be right, if you want to get technical about it

    but they’re very nice

  3. BT Says:

    Those hedge funders better be careful; it’s not wise to make Icelanders angry. They practice a very dangerous martial art http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gl%C3%ADma

  4. felix Says:

    I like:

    The opponents are supposed to look across each other’s shoulders as much as possible because it is considered proper to wrestle by touch and feel rather than sight.

    also, because if you start making eye contact as you tug at each other’s belts you might start to feel kind of gay

  5. Benedict Says:

    Especially if stepping clockwise round each other as if you’re waltzing.

  6. Desmond Walsh Says:

    ohrs0thb8vs1ird0

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