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The Bananas Of Creation: A Retrospective

I have now been making fun of this video for four days and roughly 2,000 words, and it’s still not enough.

It can never be enough.

19 Responses to “The Bananas Of Creation: A Retrospective”

  1. BT Says:

    One lousy comments, and now all of this…

  2. felix Says:

    actually I think it’s possible the peanut butter video is even stupider, but I don’t have it in me to begin again

  3. Larry Says:

    I’m just waiting for you to provide commentary for the “Two Girls, One Cup” video… ;)

  4. felix Says:

    no, no, I couldn’t possibly, it’s your idea and I wouldn’t want to steal it

    why don’t you do it on your blog?

    i dare you

  5. Carrie Says:

    When Peter and I went to Australia, someone there actually gave us the “Atheist Test” in tract form (with the banana on the cover, etc.) … you don’t supposed it was actually this same guy, do you? Quite frankly, I remember nothing of his face.

  6. Larry Says:

    You realize that if I were to do that, my blog stats would go off the charts. You sure that I’m ready for the “big time” by analyzing such a classic video as that? :O

  7. felix Says:

    do it

    do it

    do it

    i double-dare you

  8. Larry Says:

    Is this about to get to double dog dare me territory? :(

  9. felix Says:

    i hope it won’t have to come to that

  10. Larry Says:

    Maybe tomorrow then. I don’t want to flood post now. But first I’ll have to think of a way to work that into the peanut butter/banana discussion, to make a taut metanarrative. If I can accomplish this, I shall be more than full of win. I might even feel brave enough to take on a rabid rodent. But first things first. I might need to watch some Zombie Strippers to “get in the mood” for all this.

  11. felix Says:

    wait, wait, are we joking here or not?

    don’t do anything that’s going to get yourself fired

    (I’m pretty sure if I actually linked to that video on my blog I would get fired)

  12. Larry Says:

    Oh, I wouldn’t get fired over this (besides, who besides the few people I’ve told so far knows my last name? :P), plus I have something in mind that would be hilarious rather than disgusting…more later.

  13. J M McDermott Says:

    Every time I see this video I am reminded of this one time in college when a practicing Muslim explained why *ahem* handling bananas must be okay.

    The hand is perfectly placed as it falls upon the human lap. The shapes and sizes of hands and bananas all match up. Etc. Etc.

    Hm. Sorry if this post is a bit on the gross, but it’s a far more logical argument than the early bioengineering marvel that is the Cavendish banana, so carefully bred and cultivated that it cannot breed without human help.

  14. felix Says:

    yes — one of the things that makes this video so satisfying is that the banana is very probably the absolute worst possible example of natural design — they might as well have gone with the socket wrench or the telephone

  15. J M McDermott Says:

    I actually think both the socket wrench and the telephone are proof of the existence of god.

    Plumbing and non-drum/non-smoke telecommunications are really what separate Christians from heathen infidels, after all.

    Oh, and trousers.

  16. felix Says:

    too true

    have you ever seen an atheist try to work a telephone?

    Without JESUS to remember the numbers for them they are lost, and are reduced to mashing the keypad randomly with their foreheads hoping DARWINIAN MECHANISMS OF BLIND CHANCE will somehow cause them to dial the right number

    never gonna happen, atheists, never gonna happen

  17. Larry Says:

    And here I was, thinking that the duck-billed platypus had to be proof of God’s existence…guess I should have remembered the humble socket wrench.

  18. felix Says:

    I once saw an atheist try to use a socket wrench

    without JESUS to steady his grip he fumbled so badly he not only stripped the bolt he also BROKE HIS WRIST in SEVEN places

    this is a true story email it to 10 of your friends or you will be CURSED

  19. Carrie Says:

    Using a socket wrench is an abomination in God’s eyes. You must simply pray and have faith that the bolt will loosen.


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